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Handel
A graffitit artists monicur

"ay you wright , wus ur handel"
By Ettie
Handel
A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!
By Helge
Howie Handel
The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
By Constancy
Fucky Handel
Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.
By Emilia
Howie Handel
A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.
By Davina
Turn The Handel
To come out of the closet.

I think that dude should just turn the handel.
By Bettye
Jens Handell
Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.

- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!
By Noreen
Handels
Handels is a school on Aland islands. You don't learn anything in handels and it's too tryhard to choose other schools. Handels consists of depressing and poor people and there is a 99% chance that you will become drug addict or a school shooter.

Hey Elliot I'm studying at handels!
Oh no, he has no money.
By Tammara