Define Hanlon Meaning

Hanlon

Dude i got hammered drunk last night and slept with a hanlon!
By Glenda
Hanloned
To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.
By Thelma
Mike Hanlon
Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world

Person 1: I love mike hanlon

Person 2: who doesn’t
By Hannah
Hanlon's Razor
Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".

Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.
By Juliana
Hanlon's Razor
"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"
By Wynnie
Sydney Hanlon
A Sydney Hanlon is a most intelligent creature, usually looks 5 years younger than actual age. Is obsessed with caffeine injected items, such as coffee and red bull. Approach with caution. Sneaks away to obscure places. Likes to spill stuff all over her. Also will one day murder everyone that has ever annoyed it with a plastic untensil. Wants to be president in the year 2028.

I saw a Sydney Hanlon the other day and it almost killed me with a plastic knife.
By Fionnula
Hanlon Street Hustler
Word used primarily to describe young men who enjoy sex with old women, usually involving walking sticks, prune juice and lots of lube.

Retired Granny 1: Hey doris did you see that strapping young lad in ward 2.
Retired Granny 2: I sure did. He's such a hanlon street hustler.
Retired Granny 1: Hed be worth staying awake past 5pm for.
Retired Granny 2: OOHH edna you saucy minx!
By Kare
Ryan Hanlon
a beautiful man who is loved by everyone and is heroic and needs all the love and affection he can get for he is an amazing man

Ryan Hanlon is the best person ever
By Lani
Dave Hanlon
One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.

Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
By Wally