Random girl on the street: Come here. (Grab man’s collar) Let’s go back to my house.
AT HER HOUSE
Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
Guy: OKAY! LET’S DO IT! I HAVE BEEN HORNY SINCE I MET YOU!
Then they have sex
By Juditha
If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.
What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.
"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bombthreats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.