Define Have Me Meaning

Have Me
When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.

Yo sharaya, will you have me down that neck?
By Eachelle
You Can Have Me

"baby, you can have me"
By Bari
You Must Have Me Mistaken For Some Other Bitch
A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!
By Camel
You Have Failed Me
The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

By Rana
Have Sex With Me
A phrase I’m which people use when they want to have sex with someone and want to be outright and sexy.

Random guy on the street: Hello. How are you?

Random girl on the street: Come here. (Grab man’s collar) Let’s go back to my house.

AT HER HOUSE
Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
Guy: OKAY! LET’S DO IT! I HAVE BEEN HORNY SINCE I MET YOU!

Then they have sex
By Juditha
If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
By Celestina
Have You Met Me?
What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"
By Alvinia
Shouldn't Have Called Me Full Of Hate
"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.

"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee
By Evangelin
That Makes Me Have Sex
A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.

By Delcina
You Have Stake In Me
you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
By Bette-Ann