Normal Guy: I was out with the boys and we saw a cute girl. I said hi we talked for a bit, she gave me her number. That was good. What did you do last night?
Physically Attractive but brain dead friend:
I got
Slutty T33N Hookah heels up. It was hot. You're probably pressed that you had a boring night and couldn't get the
pussy bet you wish you could trade places right?
Normal Guy: Yeah good look pasting the next STD test you get. Anyway she might be hot but I don't want used goods she's been used at least hundred times Bro The only things she's good for is heels up and that's it bro.