Define My Dong Meaning

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.

"suck my dick"

Initially coined by "Five Nights at Fuckboy's," an RPG parody of the "Five Nights at Freddy's" indie game franchise.

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.

Please do

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

A very large object

It's another way of sucking a dick