Define Hesser Meaning

Hesser
Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.

By Sibeal
Hesser Snap
A Marijuana snap (personal bowl) that is so minuet (small) that when first inhaled it is a tease, and occasionally sucked through the bowl

myspace.com/hesswaldo

"Hey, can I have I a snap of that weed Hess?"

"for show"

"Dude what the fuck is this a leaf and a stem?"

"you asked for a snap"

thus a Hesser Snap
By Anthea
Hesser
A man with no social skills. Does not have the ability to see the red lights in some situations. An overall enoying man with an Ok look.

-Hey who's that Hesser guy?

-Hes that good looking guy with no social skills and a small dick
-Oh nevermind then
By Kial
Mr. Hesser
Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.
By Addy