Your
high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your
dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it,
get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so
glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a
wrist band."