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Hillman
n. A surprisingly sadistic and brutal person in a position of power

The act of taking a surprisingly painful and brutal shit

"But sir, I need the leave of absence for a life-saving operation! You can't be a hillman on this!"

"Hey, I'm going to be late... I've been taking this hillman for like 40 minutes now."

A hillman is always unexpected, and will always shock you by just how bad it is for no apparent reason.
By Margarita
Hillman
The term, "to do a hillman", is a frquently used quote in professional association football (US Soccer). A "Hillman" is when a football player has a clear open opportunity at goal, yet skies it spectatually, not uncommly outside of the arena (See Morley). Usually the player is outright shit aswell. (Again see Morley)

"Oh and Williams has an open goal, he must surley shoot. He does. And -"

Crowd groan at such an easy miss

"What a f**king Morley, he just did a Hillman!"
By Edith
Max Hillman
The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!
By Lanna
Jake Hillman
"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.

Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
By Ariana
Andrew Hillman Dallas
A Cool man from Dallas that has many talents

Andrew Hillman Dallas is cool Jewish guy!
By Adan
Hillman College
The fictional college on A Diff’rent World was a HBCU in Virginia not far from Richmond.

Denise Huxtable went to Hillman College
By Kittie