Define Hockey Mask Meaning

A Hockey Mask is a sex term that is used to describe cum that has dried on a girls face. Usually large amounts of cum are required.

When a guy cums on a girls face, it is liquid and wet. The the cum dries if it isn't wiped off, drying to the face causing a hard, dryness to form, and is white, looking like a mask.

Best used in a bukkake situation where lots of cum is involved. The girl would end up with so much cum on her face that it would cover it entirely. If it were to try, it would be similar to a mask.

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.

One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;

1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.

2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.

3. They suffocate and die.

Tatted up thugs who mosh hard and handle business the way it’s supposed to be with a good ol’ fashioned beat down. Also nice guys if you’re friendly. But if you fuck with them they’ll take your teeth

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus