if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you
cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't
suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy
fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana
muffins, I
stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
