My coworker was so fed up with the cramped cubicle next to my office that he took his keyboard and homerowed me in the face.
By Mabelle
Home Row
When used as a verb it means to strike someone with a keyboard in the face. This happens in schools and offices often or in any high stress atmosphere where a keyboard is present.
zak: hi whats up?
shane: nothing... why the hell do you want to know?
zak: just curious...
(shane puts his fist up in preperation to fight)
zak: your done
(zak picks up a key board and home rows shane in the face)
By Janelle
Home Row
The first sets of keys a person usually learns in a keyboard. Home row is asdfghjkl; basically, it's the middle row of keys where your fingers should be set when they aren't being used. Your left hand: pinky on the a, index finger on the s, middle on the d, and pointer on the f. Right hand: Pointer on j, middle on k, index on l, and pinky on ;
2. "Dawg, I'm home-rowin' it in this chat, bitches." Me, in chat.
By Theressa
The Home Row
A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following
Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter