Define Holy Crap Meaning

Holy Crap
1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.
By Valeda
Holy Crap
The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
By Jean
Holy Crap
A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
By Anet
Holy Crap
a piece of poop worthy for a God

This is surely a holy crap.
By Tarah
Holy Crap
crap from the catholic pulp

man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?
By Helene
Holy Crap

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
By Marline
Holy Crap

HOLY CRAP is that a chicken?????!!!!!!!

Holy crap that person needs some milk!
By Rhodie
Holy Crap
A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros

Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!
By Billye
Holy Crap
after a drive by shoot out black people have taken a crap and bullet holes in it

my crap is so holy is funny
By Cosetta
Holy Crap!
Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!
By Vanda