A medieval form of torture.
In its modern incarnation, the
keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical
scales.
Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding.
Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!
I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!
That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the
keyboarding.
STOP the
KEYBOARDING!!
AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
