The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.
Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
By Lavinie
Horny Old Man
1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
By Eachelle
Horny Man (lucas)
calls random women mummy
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
