Define My Bird Meaning

My Bird
An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"
By Sibyl
Piss My Bird
to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.
By Rosabelle
Huff My Bird
Means "Suck My Dick"..

Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick

"Shut the fuck up and huff my bird bitch!"
By Alicea
Bite My Bird

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"
By Rickie
Eyeing My Bird
A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"
By Ernesta
Lick My Bird
when your brother is pissed off he will most likely respond with lick my bird.

"shut up you idiot lick my bird"
By Joni
Munch My Bird
It pretty much means eat me out but instead of pussy your talking about ass

John:why you such a fag nigga?
Kyle:yo munch my bird nigga
John:eww faggot

or

Shanaynay:bitch munch ma bird and suck ma clit
By Dee Dee
Lost My Bird
Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.

Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.
By Griselda
Get Off My Bird

Bill: Hey Nick why you being stupid.
Nick: Man get off my bird.
By Arabelle
My Bird Hit The Pipe
A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN
By Chrystel