Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
By Monah
Suck My Dick
1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.
1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"
By Harley
Suck My Dick
okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urselfno one cares.'