Sean: "Dude, have you started smoking yet?"
Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."
Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past
New Year's now."
Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."
Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to
cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."
Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in
cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."
Turk #1: "Right on."