A hick town in Pennsylvania, sometimes called the ghetto of
Hershey, PA. 2 miles west of Hershey and 10 miles east of Harrisburg. This town also happens to be the bomb diggity. Area code is
717.
Hummels
Town
Pennsylvania
is also called the
HTP.
"What you wanna do today, fish on the Swatty, eat at
Dempsey's, or absolutely jack shit?"
"I don't know man. Hummelstown, you know, too much going on."
"So I hear you're moving out of the big city and into the small town."
"Yeah dogg I couldn't handle the bustling metropolis of Hershey.
Hummelstown's where it's at. I got a pretty good place on the back streets by Chick's Tavern."
"What's it gonna cost you."
"$420 a month. And believe me dogg that's no coincidence."
"Haha right on."
"
Sometimes you just gotta smoke."