Define Humpty-dumpty Meaning

Humpty-dumpty
when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!

small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
By Carlene
Humpty Dumpty
A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty
By Katharyn
Humpty Dumpty
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
By Deana
Humpty Dumpty
(noun) (plural form: humpty dumpties)

1) Tasty potato chips
2) An egg whitewashed on the outside, but rotten on the inside. You can tell it's rotten when it floats on the water.
3) A libertine who feigns true love, only to "hump" you and then "dump" you in the end.

That humpty dumpty already has 8 previous girlfriends, and is now looking for another.
By Krystyna
Humpty Dumpty
Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
By Adrianne
Humpty Dumpty
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
By Donica
Humpty Dumpty
When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
By Florence
Humptie Dumptie
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
By Thea
Humpty Dumpty
A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties

Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
By Gerta
Humpty Dumpty
when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house
By Martelle