disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
(n, v.) The act of committing an undertaking in the public eye that serves to bring irreparable damage (crack) to one's reputation, intense ridicule and overwhelming embarrassment. Tell tale signs that one has committed a humpty and knows it (or has been informed by PR) include:
-appearing on every day-time and late-night talk show with nothing to promote except not being hated by the public
- your name becomes a verb
-the overwhelming hatred and ridicule for you is so strong that you become the common enemy that unites two or more groups with previously irreconcilable differences
V, past tense - Did you see Tom Cruise on Oprah? Wow, he really pulled a Humpty when he jumped on the couch like an idiot.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
By Glennie
Humpty's Revenge
When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show
"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
By May
Humpty Dance
Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.
