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Define Humpty Dumpty Meaning

Humpty Dumpty
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
By Stacia
Humpty Dumpty
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
By Chrystal
Humpty Dumpty
When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
By Maggie
Humpty Dumpty
Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
By Lesley
Humpty Dumpty
A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.

Want to have humpty dumpty later?
By Hedda
Humpty Dumpty
This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.

Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
By Nance
Humpty Dumpty
A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty
By Ula
Humpty Dumpty
(noun) (plural form: humpty dumpties)

1) Tasty potato chips
2) An egg whitewashed on the outside, but rotten on the inside. You can tell it's rotten when it floats on the water.
3) A libertine who feigns true love, only to "hump" you and then "dump" you in the end.

That humpty dumpty already has 8 previous girlfriends, and is now looking for another.
By Ericka
Humpty Dumpty
Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
By Mimi
Humptie Dumptie
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
By Loise