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Define I Kid Meaning

I Kid
It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!
By Janine
I Kid You Not
this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
By Marci
Who-am-i-kidding Condom
The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
By Lana
Who-am-i-kidding? Condom
The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.

That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
By Gisella
I Pad Kid
quackity's cough is like an ipad kid's laugh

quackity coughs like an i pad kid
By Allix
I Fuck Kids
Admit it, you only searched this to sabotage somebody with a "I fuck kids" mug

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By Crystal
I-Pad Kid
Makenzee

is an I-Pad Kid
COuGh CoUGh
By Eleonore
I Eat Kids
I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids

Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

WomanRight!
By Rozamond
When I Was A Kid
The phrase every story telling youtuber uses.

often started with "so"

"when i was a kid, i would..."

"so when i was a kid, we would..."
By Sukey
I Heard Most Kids
Phrase of sarcasm used to indicate feelings of disagreement or doubt with the actions of another.

I heard most kids listen to Lisa Loeb.
By Vere