When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to
your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your
day job, but instead you are only
going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge
let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career
didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?