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Define I.m.p Meaning

I.M.P
Stands for immediate murder professionals, when you want somebody gone and you don’t want to wait too long
These are the guys you call

I want this person gone, I’ll call I.M.P!
By Katharine
I.m.p.
Pronounced as 'imp' it means "Instant Massive Penis". Refers to a very quick erection.

Dude, she totally I.m.p.'d me!

Aw crap, just got an I.m.p.!
By Elga
I.M.P
In My Pants

"We Have to Save Elizabeth!" "And Where do you propose we Start?" "IN MY PANTS"
By Celka
I.M.P
A place to go when you want somebody dead and hire demons to kill your enemy for you since you, unfortunately, ended up in hell.

I.M.P:

When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long,
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide,
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well because we come straight up from Hell.
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife.
We're the Immediate Murder Profession—

Kids die for free!!! :D
By Modesta