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Define Impediment Meaning

Impediment
Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.
By Portia
Impediment
That idiot Redditor who uses UD as a source

That /r/impediment guy sure is dumb for using UD as a source
By Timmie
Poultry Impediment
the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone
By Dorisa
Text Impediment
Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
By Gabriela
Speech Impediment
An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.
By Dehlia
Speech Impediment
A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.
By Marcy
Italian Speech Impediment
A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
By Marinna
Sergeant Speech Impediment
Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)
By Pearle
Goldenberger's Speech Impediment
Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.
By Korie
Reach Impediment
a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.
By Deeyn