Define Imyopia Meaning

IMyopia
Condition prevalent in very cold countries where people answer their Pressure Sensitive Resistive touch-screen enabled iPhones with their nose rather than remove their warm hands from their gloves, since the iPhone does not allow gloved hands to do anything on their phones. Answering with the nose in the iNose method does lead to a temporary condition of cross-eyed iMyopia.

Damn! Am getting iMyopia from all this iNosing.
By Carmine