Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eyechecked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.
Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.
Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.
A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
