Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote
Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the
evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses
frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the
gluten-free tofu
stirfry? What an
independent bass player.
