To interpret an ambiguous situation in a way clearly driven by one's own beliefs, with a completely unjustified level of confidence. (Based on the
inkblot test, also know as
the Rorschach Test, in which an ambiguous
ink blot is described by a patient, which aims to reveal content in the patient's subconscious that is nowhere in the actual picture shown to them.)
She declined a second date after the first one didn't go well - you were late, the restaurant wasn't so good, and you didn't really "
click" - and you're 100% sure it's because you're
overweight? Dude, you're
inkblotting.
