Employee: Sorry I was late for the meeting, boss; there were crowds holding up traffic at every light.
Boss: Those damned intersectional feminism protests again, huh? You'd think strong, independent women like that would have careers to be at right now.
Employee: Nope. They're too busy
lamenting their victimhood and raging against the culturally institutionalized
cisgendered patriarchy. And them making
me late for work is **definitely** going to encourage me to side with them.