Define Jackwagon Meaning

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.