Define Jet Lag Meaning

Jet Lag
The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up
By Jorie
Jet Lag
The experience one has when your head says you're in one time zone, your body says you're in another.

My mother's friend was once so jet lagged that she fell asleep standing up in a store.
By Lolly
Jet Lag
A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.

I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.
By Adoree
Jet Lag
The idea or theory that because of the shift of time zones when traveling, morningwood may occur at an earlier or later time than usually. The name for this untimely morningwood goes by the name of Mr. Sunshine. This effect can be especially bad when traveling on a high school or college trip.

"Thanks to jet lag, I've had an encounter with Mr. Sunshine..."
By Rheta
Jet Lag
An easy way to blame ones own short comings on a shift in timezones but not necessarily restricted to having to actually cross said timezones see: NHL 98.

man1: dude I just kicked your sorry jet lagged arse in tony Hawk 2
man2: I have jet lag
man1: lick my nuts
By Sydelle
Jet Lag
A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"

I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think
By Natty
Jet Lag
Jet Lag is sleeping disorder caused by traveling long distances,and time differences.There's also a great song called Jet Lag by Simple Plan.

I woke up in the middle of the night when i was in England.Im so Jet Lagged.
By Kirby
Jet Lag
The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.

Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.
By Katharyn
Jet Lag
The way you feel the day after you smoke weed, Much like a hangover is to drinking alcohol.
The day after you smoke pot you wake up and just have a weird feeling all day. Its hard to explain but if you've experienced it you will understand what I'm talking about, that's Jet Lag.

Dude me and my buddy smoked sooo much last night, but today I have some hardcore "Jet Lag" and feel weird.
By Martica
Jet Lag
The feeling you get the morning after smoking some really dank weed, such as orange piff, causing you to feel stupid and slow

that shit we smoke last night was tight but now i got some serious jet lag
By Latrena