Define Woke Up Meaning

The worst feeling ever

The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.

Waking up in the wee morning hours aching for sex.

A way of saying you're dreaming

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.