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Define Jizzum Meaning

Jizzum
sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!
By Jobey
Jizzum
Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.

n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!
By Reeba
Jizzum
the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face
By Roxy
Jizzum
Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"
By Paloma
Jizzum
the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!
By Barry
Jizzum
When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.

Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!
By Ana
Jizzum
A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
By Jacinda
Jizzum
another name for sperm, semon!

When little Johnny was "discovering his body" a little bit of Jizzum juiced in his shorts! Congrats to JohnnY!
By Jobyna
Jizzum
A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
By Gavra
Jizzumed
When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon
By Maren