Joao is the name for the upmost kindest, sweetest person on earth. He is very caring and a great friend. Very understanding and loyal to his loved ones. If he wishes to he could be the most horrible person, BUT he doesn't and chooses to be the complete opposite. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. And he is the FUNNIEST person on earth!
He also has a great taste in music and friends. His knowledge is commendable. You will find him getting great marks through out all subject from art- Maths
He is a very creative person and has a lot to say about everything hence he is not afraid to put his opinion across. His sense of humour is amazing.
Joao. A shy and caring person, anyone lucky enough to have him as a boyfriend is truly blessed. Good at sport, has a cheeky sense of humour and is a loyal friend. Extremely sexy and a great kisser. Joao's are usually from Brazil, and there's a myth that states that they fall deeply in love with Asian girls / boys. To meet a Joao is super rare.
vic: OMG! Did you see Joao and his Asian girlfriend?
Joao a wierd guy who wants to try beat up everyone he thinks he's so strong but actually weak as fuck and has a sexual attractions to ramen noodles and stingrays
Did you see joao yesterday?
No
I saw him trying to rape a whale omg thats so gross
yea ikr he always tries to beat up weak asian boys
By Aggi
Joao
A extremely homosexual guy who usually like to do Tyler in the ass hole. Usually has a very small dick which explains his uncontrollabletemper
Mark "Hey joao ur tapingtyler right?"
Joao "of course man. Is that even a question?"
He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
