John J. Johnson
The inventor of
Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of
Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey,
Girard, and OD.
"Hey dude you got to put John J.
Johnson in."
"No, Johnson
don't play with no
Aquinas trash"