Define Kanal Meaning

Kanal
smoking too much pot, greening out, and waking up with a bloody asshole

"Why is my period coming out my ass? Oh, nvm I must have kanaled"
By Denni
Kanal
Kanal means puratchi kanal who is a mahaan lived in 21st century Twitter era.

By Julietta
Belomor-kanal
A cheep-ass, Soviet/Russian filterless cigarette consisting of mostly industrial garbage and a small ammount of actual tobacco. Those are popular among pot-smokers because of the absence of a filter and a hollow, hard-paper tube, that allows for an easy packing of pot.

Let's roll a Belomor
Puffing on a Belomor-Kanal (Acting tough, rebellous)
I need a Belomor-fix
By Blake
Burj Kanal
Burj Kanal is emiratized name of Puratchi Kanal. nallavar vallavar naalum therinjavar. Theepattiya rendu pakkam orasunaa thaan thee pidikkum, aana burj kanala orasuna antha idame pathikkum.

Vaazhntha Burj Kanal maathiri vaazhanum.
By Marylin
Kanal
When your annoying ass boss isn't going to be at work tonight.

"Guys, it's a Kanal Friday this week. FREEDOM!"
By Annabell
Freshy Kanal
A really great YouTuber that focuses on rap battle among other things. Might even say on the level of ERB

Man: I really love Freshy Kanal(Channel)!
By Leticia
Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo
(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.

(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
By Olive