1. An overrated, obnoxious band with a knack for ripping off early 90's techno-rock like The Stone Roses and The
Happy Mondays. However, their singer Tom
Meighan has a ridiculously limited vocal range and their guitarist Sergio Pizzorno writes terrible lyrics. Se "I'm the Queen and She's my Queen.........Bitch!" Loved by the Gallagher brothers of Oasis, Blowhard and Douchebag for kissing their asses and thus are taken seriously by NME. Spend a lot of time trash-talking people who are more talented and smarter than them. All their members are not quite as smart as boxes of hair. If you like them, fine, but listen to the Happy Mondays instead. Even though they had a dancer.
2. A member of
the Manson family who drove the getaway car.
1.
NME: RIGHT! We love Kasabian! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!
Sergio Pizzorno: Say the 'Bitch' part!
NME: Oh! Right! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!........ Bitch!
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Oy vey, did Kasabian start talking again? Shit. What did they say this time. Well, we can make fun of that. It's not like it was witty like a fraction of some of the stuff
Noel Gallagher says.
2. Tell Linda to start the engine.