"Serg" is Moldovian for "delicious." Serg is composed of rainbows, happy thoughts, magic and a pinch of powdered frog gallbladder. Anyone with the moniker Serg is guaranteed to have an effervescent soul. He is a wonderful friend, playmate, traveler, cook and nose flute musician. Usually equipped with eclectic, non-gender-specific clothing and hair down to his ass in the style of Cthulu tentacles. If you see him, give him a cookie or a ride and a hug.
"Holy crap, did you see that guy on the side of the road? What an amazing motherfucker!"
"Dude, it's just Serg."
Serg is a sexy ass motherfucker, he has a huge dick, if u seen serg remember he fucked ur mom, sister and girlfriend.
Serg come from cold countries such as poland, russia, ukraine etc, when u see serg remember he has boxes of vodka.
The kind, sexy guy who gets all the girls. Usually has a big dick. Is easy to talk to. Talks to many girls at a time. Gets a lot of pussy. Has an attitude and a short temper. Likes to start fights and has fun with his friends. Has nice hair and cute face.
I hooked up with Serge the other day. OMG finally i’ve wanted him for years but i think he’s already moving on :(
