A person who is usually bald and has a
pencil dick. Usually like the army, and tends to have
big bear knives lying around every room of the house.
Oh i went to see Kearney yesterday, he was
playing darts with his bear
knives, he got a
bulls eye.
I heard this guy opened a condom with a bear knife, must've been Kearney.
Did you see Kearney at the bar last night?
Yea, i think he got a haircut.
No he's just always bald.