1) A NASCAR driver who suffers from
Kevin Harvick syndrome is typically a fetishist who wears
garter belts under his clothes and allows his trophy wife to wear the
firesuit in the family.
2) Any NASCAR driver that annunciates in pre-race interviews but talks like a testy little hick after he wrecks himself and blames it on someone else.
I have the points lead but I’ll
fuck it up during
the chase because I have
Kevin Harvick syndrome.