a fatass
koopa king (turtle) with
spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but
Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.
So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of
Princess Peach and he was
humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing
in my pants!
