Douche Nugget 1: 'I think I'm gonna go to a message with happy ending and go to the strip club tonight'
DG2: 'uhh .. KIO!'
DG1: She's like a 5 after 6 beers bro.
DG2: how bout after a 12 pack?
DG1: KIO!
Friend 1: Brah as long as I got a face she's got somewhere to sit.
Friend 2: bro that might be fake. It matters.
Friend 1: does it?
Friend 2: yes it does.
Friend:
pffff KIO!
Dude1: breh, how bout we get off early and leave more work for tomorrow and just go HAM tomorrow.
Dude2: KIO!
Girlfriend: Imma go on a diet. Can you support me?
boyfriend: sure anything for you.
5 min later...
Boyfriend: hey im bout to get a #2 animal style with a
Neapolitan shake. Want anything?
Girlfriend: KIO!!!