a tiny city in Ohio, has few stores and an allaround crappy school system. it clutches it's tiny pocket of fame through the
melonhead legends, and the morman "
kirtland temple" it is near
Willoughby, Mentor, and Cleveland.
person 1: Where do you live?
person 2: Kirtland!
person 1: where
the hell is that?
person 2: -sigh-
near Mentor.