Define Knead Meaning

Knead
To press someone's muscles hard during massage, so hard that the person moans of pleasure.

Will you knead my aching muscles for me? Oh my god that feels so good!
By Marla
Kneading
Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.

Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.

Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
By Meggy
Kneading
When during missionary intercourse the man starts kneading the womans stomach like dough.

Her tits weren't worth a damn so I started kneading her stomach like I was making a loaf of fuckin' bread.
By Linnell
Pinch And Knead
pinch and knead, is when a guy uses his fingers to scratch his testicles without the use of nails.

"man my balls itch, well then jus pinch and knead my friend"
By Juliana
Kneading The Dough
1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.

2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.

1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.

2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
By Shelley
Kneading The Dough
When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.

By Daphne
Knead The Dough

sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.
By Gavrielle
Kneading The Dough
When you apply flour on your nut sacks and then, smack your opponent's forehead with your flour covered nut sacks.

Pete really got good at kneading the dough on Mike's forehead.
By Taffy
Knead One Out
Knead One Out; noun. - Wank. The action where-bye an individual places his cod piece in palm for a solid workover or 'Kneading'.

By Cindelyn
Cock Kneading Nympho
A chick that is always asking for your cock, she never stops..all she wants to do involves your penis .. she plays with your cock as you sleep, kneading it into a woody.
cock kneading nymphos are never satisfied no matter how much you fuck her;

he awoke abruptly with her hand gripping his hard cock and thought to himself that cock kneading nympho is doing it again.. even after I oogla googla googla moo , she still wants to have big dick , fuck all day !
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)
By Aigneis