Define Kurtis Meaning

someone who will do anything for anyone as long as they are worthy of it.

a mother fucking awesome name
for a mother fucking awesome nigga.

A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!

An inspired deep, thoughtful, respectful person. Kurtis's generally have a way with words like no other. They can talk like they know you inside and out when all it is really is that they have a way of touching your soul, looking beyond what you portray into the deepest part of you. They have a genuine smile that could melt away your darkest troubles.
Kurtis's are generally talented people, sometimes musicians, great story tellers, and comedians too, which is always great when you need a smile. Some Kurtis's are remarkably smart, and very well grounded, they have a connection to the earth and treat her with the respect she deserves. Kurtis's are special people, but be careful, if your not ready for a Kurtis, you'll never be able to get him out of your dreams.

too sexy for words.

The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it

Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.

A guy with a mushroom cock

Usually has a construction related career path, resides in a small predominately white town in Pennsylvania. Has a high likelihood of obesity. Definitely doesn't burn.

A queer ass redneck wigger that tries to hard to get the fat and despirate women. he always seems to get turned down by them....(what a faggot)..and did i mention he lives in incester?!