1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by
the press. A play
on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by
Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at
the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen
to Chris Brown or not after the whole
Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!