noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. Coloquially used to describe an
overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the
pubic mound on a woman's body.
Terry Waite's allotment
"I think it's about time your ladygarden was
sorted again. I just caught
Spurt Reynolds in your
hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"