Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.
After Chelsea FC goalless football player
Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with
24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his
penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that,
there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's
pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.