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Laner
A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.

That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
By Kirstyn
8-laner
The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.

Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .
By Edna
Left Laner
The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."
By Kym
Left Laners
Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!
By Jenine
Ranged Top Laner
Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner refers to people in the popular MOBA League of Legends who decide to ruin any ounce of fun for the enemy top laner

People may decide to play as a Ranged Top Laner if they have gone on a lose streak and wish to be good at something for once so they decide to play a champ like Ryze or Anivia top lane

Damn this Ranged Top Laner must be Challenger Rank 1
can our jungle gank top please? this Ranged Top Laner is more cancerous then Solo Queue
By Sharron
Mid Laner Syndrome
The MLS (Mid Laner Syndrome) is a trait apparent in mid laner mains in the game of League of Legends.

It is when the said mid laner thinks he is so important that he is going to go take the farm of every other lane, take every kill and even steal blue buffs.

Lethal Guimond took my blue, he clearly has the Mid Laner Syndrome.
By Carmon
Scoot-Laner
people that buy and ride scooters because they're cool again

clerk: what's up, welcome to the shop we got everything from bikes to scooters and to pogosticks lol,

matt: thanks
steve: so what are you looking for dude you never told me before we got here
matt: idk i kinda want something freeing no hands
steve: so a skateboard? well ooh heres a cool one
matt: yea that's cool but i meant something freeing like your can do both
steve: uh huh?
matt: oh i know how about...
steve: we'll take the damn scooter
clerk: alright great choice, you guys have a great day and come back again
matt: couldn't hold it in could you
steve: it looks cool now
matt: dude your such a scoot-laner
steve: smh shut up
By Emlyn
Asian Three-laner
a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"

person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
By Deidre
Half Laner
A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!
By Rickie